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Atlanta, GA
Yelping SinceApril 2006
Find Me InEast Atlanta
My HometownRaliegh, NC
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I am blogging; or drinking.
Why You Should Read My Reviewswell, because they're right, duh.
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The Last Great Book I ReadRead? HA!
My First ConcertBush with No Doubt
My Favorite MovieBrokeback Mountain Beautiful Thing Mommie Dearest Best In Show Shaun of the Dead
My Last Meal On EarthAnything with pasta, chicken fingers, and wing sauce.
Current CrushJake Gyllenhaal, Simon Pegg, & Nick Frost
Atlanta, GA 30329
(404) 320-3226
MacHu Picchu Restaurant
Category: Restaurants
So we had our regular foodie meet up group here tonight, and let me tell you, we had no idea the experience we were in for.
I'll go ahead and preface my review with this; the quote of the night was "Who had the fish?".
First of all, we were sat at the table in the middle of the mostly empty restaurant, and the server informed us he was new, which wouldn't have been an issue, since we were all more than patient. It was a bit strange that one of our members ordered red wine and it came in a glass with ice; but no matter, simple mistake, right? Surely things will get better.
WRONG.
SO HORRIBLY WRONG.
After we ordered our food, which consisted of 5 or so fish dishes (different ones mind you... all ordered by number because the menu is in a different language), 3 or so chicken dishes, and beef for myself (yay!), we waited a short amount of time for our food to arrive. However, that was when the chaos ensued. Our waiter (the new guy), kept saying "who had the fish", and literally FUCKING LOST HIS SHIT when we didn't know what we ordered, because we ordered by number, and none of us spoke the native tongue. Instead of just trying to work with us, he kept repeating, WHO HAD THE FISH, and in all of the confusion, he YELLED at our table; not once, not twice, but three plus times. I have to say, that I am still in awe that this even happened; I waited tables for YEARS, and I have never witnessed anything as unprofessional as his behavior.
Needless to say, we were all appalled and taken aback. What was a simple mistake in getting orders to their appropriate persons turned into an unwelcome scolding from our server, who did manage to offer a pretty much unacceptable apology after we paid for our meal.
The food was alright, but I have to say, that this rates amongst my WORST eating out experiences ever in my life. I have never had someone yell at me like that wasn't my mother or father, and I still can't believe that we had to endure such ridiculousness.
This place may have the best Peruvian in town, but the service tonight will prevent me from ever setting foot inside of this place again. It's a shame too, because by the reviews, I see lots of good things about this place; all of which are nil when you consider our experience.
Atlanta, GA 30307
(404) 378-9100
The Piercing Experience
Category: Piercing
Neighborhood: Candler Park
Brian, the head piercer, and my tour guide for the evening of jabbing, was kind, gentle, and didn't make fun of my 100s of questions. In fact, he acted like a real medical professional during my piercing experience. He made it as easy and comforting as possible, and while I am not going to lie and say it didn't hurt (it did), I know that everything he did to prepare me, and take me through the process made it much more bearable.
I would HIGHLY recommend this place to anyone even thinking about getting pierced, or anyone wanting new jewelry for a current piercing. Brian is extremely professional, and extremely nice. I was highly impressed with the level of professionalism present in the shop, and very excited by the level of detail that is given to things like sterilization and cleanliness.
I am very happy with my experience, and if I ever decide to get anything pierced again, I am going here without a question. I will also be going back to Brian for future jewelry; he only uses stuff that is the best.
I was also impressed with Brian's attention to my questions... that has been a VERY big help for a relatively newbie to piercing.
Atlanta, GA 30306
(404) 685-3747
Yoforia
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Morningside / Lenox Park
Now, as someone who is lactose intolerant, I have to say that I rarely jump at the chance to have a stomach ache, especially since I am not a huge fan of ice cream; but frozen yogurt is a totally different thing. I am super jazzed that I found this place, because seriously, this stuff is the nectar of the gods!!!
I doubt I will try any other flavors, because the green tea was everything I was hoping it would be, and more. It is the perfect amount of tart, and a very refreshing type of yogurt. I love it. Did I mention that I loved it!?!?!?!
Okay, I am gushing, but seriously, it is rare when I get any type of ice cream, and instantly want a refill. Also striking about this place, is the super hip and cute interior! I love the orange granite counters, and the super sleek style of this place. I am DEFINITELY looking forward to going back!
Atlanta, GA 30312
(404) 681-3344
The Standard
Categories: Bars, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Grant Park
The place itself is a cute modern little joint, with great art and decor. The parking is a bit shady, but if you can get into the tiny lot, then you won't have to worry about that.
The food is very good. I have had the chicken gyro several times now, and I will admit that I think about it from time to time... craving the hell out of one! The drinks are good, and reasonably priced. This is a great place to meet friends for dinner.
I will definitely be going to the Standard, and will definitely add it to my "standard" suggestions for eating establishments.
Atlanta, GA 30307
(404) 872-4990
The Albert
Categories: Bars, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Inman Park
The waitress was awesome, and completely attentive. The service rocked. I liked the interior, and how they had an "Albert" theme, with people named Al or Albert being featured throughout the place... pretty funny.
However, it was annoying when I went to the restroom, because their was gals and als... which I didn't get at first, and thought that the als bathroom was a girls room missing a g. Oh well though... I remedied that, and will know for next time.
The location is nice, and the inside was cute. Our waiter was awesome, and they have $2 PBR, which is a plus. However, the curry smell was almost overwhelming, and as such, I had to leave before I was overtaken by the sickness it was unfortunately causing me.
I am sure that there are plenty of people that will adore this place, and disagree with me wholeheartedly, but I am just giving me honest opinion here folks; P'Cheen isn't the place for me. I'm glad that I got to go, but I doubt I will go back anytime soon.
My ex's parents were definite regulars here, and as such, we got to go out to eat with them a lot here. The service was phenomenal, and the food was amazing. Presentation was fantastic... I had something one time that came in half of a pineapple! It was some sort of chicken thing, but whatever it was, it was great.
In fact, everything I have ever had at this place was just that... great!! It is a bit more pricey that places I would normally go, and even though it is in a "strip mall", I would say it classifies as a little bit more upscale Thai dining. I went here for a Valentine's dinner one year, and we both left very happy.
If you are looking for a little bit nicer place to eat dinner one night, treat yourself to Northlake Thai!
Chamblee, GA 30341
(770) 455-8811
El Toro Mexican Restaurant
Category: Mexican
That being said, the food is definitely decent, and the salsa is even spicy. The wait service is a bit weird, because it is almost like they are afraid of you, but no matter, I guess, because I didn't go here to be waited on hand and foot... and they did bring me more water when I needed it.
It is cheap, and it is decent, which is pretty much an "enough said" about this place. I have eaten here before, and will probably do so again in the future; because I am sure that my friend will suggest it.
One thing that I do think is weird, is that both times I have gone, the place has been completely empty; that is, except for our table and maybe one or two more. Strange...
Atlanta, GA 30329
(404) 633-1177
El Torero Mexican Restaurant
Category: Mexican
First of all, they are pretty cheap, and really fast with the service. The food always comes out piping hot, and is delicious. One thing that I will note that was a pleasant surprise, is that the salsa is actually spicy. Go figure, right? There are so many Mexican places that serve bland salsa, but this delight is not one of them.
I have had both the burrito and the enchilada, and both were great. The tacos are full of fresh chicken, lettuce, and cheese, and are always good. A friend of mine swears by the Huevos Rancheros, and even though I am not a fan of eggs, I will say, that they definitely looked delicious.
If you are looking for some good Mexican for not a lot of money, and you can get past the strange feel that the tables give off, then I say hit this place for lunch or dinner. You will notice that it is packed, which is saying something in my opinion... in this case, it is saying that there is good Mexican food to be had!










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Just because you are bitter that you have to work Saturday nights, instead of getting your party on, doesn't make it okay to take it out on the patrons of this clearly "second tier" establishment. You clearly have some anger issues that need professional attention, and I suggest that if you are going to continue to be a bartender, that being a complete and utter ASSHOLE should be something that you should work on, stat.
Basically, here's the story. I have been to Oscars several times, but never have I thought anything other than, "oh, we have to go there... ugh". Mostly, because the bar is a bit tragic, and as far as gay bars go in ATL, it was always very close to the bottom of my list of choices. Well, after last night, it is now the last place I would EVER step foot into again.
A good friend of mine was celebrating his birthday, and we decided to go to Burkharts, which is right across the parking lot from Oscars. After becoming annoyed with the ever growing crowd at Burkharts, it was decided that we should move on to Oscars, because, as expected, it wouldn't be as crowded (it never really is... which is probably reflective of why I will never set foot in there again). After paying tabs and making our way over, we settled on the patio outside, which was empty except for our group.
I went back inside to get a drink, and found an empty place at the bar to lean in and ask for a drink. There were two bartenders standing directly in front of me, one mixing a drink, and the other just standing there. They both made continual eye contact with me, and taking that as a cue, I simply leaned in and said, "can I have a miller lite?", assuming that their eye contact meant that they were curious as to how they could help me. What I wasn't expecting was the aforementioned old bitchy asshole's response. He was the one making the drink. His response literally took me by surprise, because he said in a very derogatory way, "well, I will, if you can WAIT YOUR TURN", literally yelling the last part at me. Being the person that I am, who doesn't really put up with bullshit, especially in situations where I am paying for a service, I put my money back in my pocket, said "fine then", and walked back outside to my friends. I was a bit taken aback that he would be so rude, but just decided that this place wouldn't be getting any of my money, and tried to move on.
Then, about 5 minutes later, the other bartender came outside to "cool me off" I guess, and stated that the asshole bartender was "just like that", to which I told him that it was really rude, and that I wasn't going to be going back in there to deal with it. He asked me if I wanted anything, and I told him that I didn't appreciate the attitude, and that I was fine, for him to leave me alone. The whole conversation was civil, but still awkward, as the asshole had sent someone else out to feign a half-hearted attempt at an apology.
What I thought was over, can only be followed by a situation that ranks near the top of the most ridiculous, immature, and completely unacceptable experiences I have had in my life. The asshole that had been rude to be decided that he was going to come out and "straighten me out". He came out on to the patio, and loudly declared that he was "looking for the idiot that couldn't take a fucking joke". I thought I could avoid the situation by remaining silent, but after a few demanding shouts of the same demeaning request, my blood was boiling, and so I told him that I was not an idiot because I didn't want to put up with his attitude.
This quickly escalated into an all out shouting match; every attempt I made to get him to leave me alone was met with him insulting me over and over again at the top of his lungs. It was clear that this asshole was 100% asshole, and there was no way that he was going to back down. I kept asking him to just shut up, and leave me alone, and he would not back down. Finally, I told him that what he was expecting was for me to just put up with him being and asshole, and if that is what he wanted, that he could fuck off, and at that, he demanded that I leave the bar.
I told the people I was with that if they had rode with me, that I was clearly leaving, and the asshole even continued shouting at me as I tried to get out of the bar as fast as I could. He just wouldn't stop. Needless to say, I left, and will NEVER return.
What I can't understand, is how I warranted such a response, especially considering my only crime was not putting up with bitchy behavior from some dried up old queen of a bartender. If you have that many issues with yourself that you can't be more polite to people that have come to you for a service that you are there on the job to provide, perhaps it is time to put the cocktail mixers down and move on to a different profession. Oscars is officially the worst bar I have ever been to, and I won't be back.